yeezuschrist:

whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!

sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

speedwalking:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive