Cannot Fathom The Fuckery

annawintour:

the only things i remember about 2006 are nelly furtado and fergie

lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

i just asked my brother where he hid the nutella

he said “i’m nutelling you”

i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier

yeezuschrist:

whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!

sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

speedwalking:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps