the only things i remember about 2006 are nelly furtado and fergie
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
i just asked my brother where he hid the nutella
he said “i’m nutelling you”
i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier
whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!
have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps