Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
this is so fucking true holy shit
the only things i remember about 2006 are nelly furtado and fergie
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
i just asked my brother where he hid the nutella
he said “i’m nutelling you”
